New Stimulus

   Yes Mr. President, we are dummies.  You asking for another $50B for construction projects; and you sound good asking for the monies.  You of course blame the GOP.  You do realize Mr. President you jammed the health care down our throats without ‘any’ GOP support.  What has changed?  Notta! If you want the fricking money, just do it!  You have the votes in your own party.  May as well take us all the way down.

   What I will NEVER understand is the unspent monies in the original $787B TARP.  There is a bunch that has not been shoveled out the door.  You keep coming back for more, and there is still money there in the original.  Why?  It was for SHOVEL READY PROJECTS!!!! Remember???

   Yes Sir – we are sheeple and you still sound doggone good spewing like you do.  You do sound good; why I even jumped outta my seat tonight and went and washed my dishes manually!  Just cause you are so dadgummed inspiring. Thank yewwwwww!!!