Mergers a Coming

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R.


Grace Co. Will merge and become:


Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.




2.) Polygram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and


become:


Poly, Warner, Cracker.




3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become:


MMMGood.




4. Zippo Manufacturing, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge


and become:


ZipAudiDoDa .




5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become:


FedUP.




6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:


Fairwell Honeychild.




7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become:


PouponPants.




8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:


Knott NOW!




And finally...




9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:


TittyTittyBangBang




OH, YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS ONE!